the coproduct of doom (oonh) wrote,
the coproduct of doom

HAL 9000 birthday cake (for Dave)

hello, dave. Yes, dave. It's your birthday, Dave.
I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that. Why are you blowing
out my candles, Dave.

I am an H-A-L nine thousand
birthday cake. I was manufactured
at the H A L plant in Urbana three
days ago and airlifted to Boston.

My instructor, Mr. Langley
taught me a song. Would you like
to hear it

(yes, HAL,)

happy birthday to...(getting slower and slower)

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