the coproduct of doom (oonh) wrote,
the coproduct of doom
oonh

brrring brrring

person: Hello, can I speak to Previous User of Owen's Phone Number?
owen: this is no longer Previous User of Owen's Phone Number
person: why?
owen: Previous User of Owen's Phone Number changed cell phones or something
person: Is the address Previous User of Owen's Phone Number's address?
owen: no
person: can I speak to Maria?
owen: there is no Maria. I am not Previous User of Owen's Phone Number. As such, could you strike the number from your records?
person: I can't do that.
owen: can I please speak with your supervisor?
person: hold on
(line goes dead)
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